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Jonah: A Second Chance to Screw It Up

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I love the way Jonah 2 ends. Right after the prayer concludes, it says this:
And the Lord commanded the fish, and it vomited Jonah onto dry land.
(Jonah 2:10) Can you imagine what that would feel like? It's one thing to be swallowed, but to be vomited up? I can't even handle it when one of my children throw up. I get nauseous and feel like I'm going to puke, too. Thankfully my wife has a stronger stomach and less of a gag reflex. The thought of actually being thrown up - along with all the bile and remains of undigested fish food....

But it's really no different than what Jesus says about lukewarm, stale, tepid Christians.
I know your deeds, that you are neither cold nor hot. I wish you were either one or the other! So, because you are lukewarm—neither hot nor cold—I am about to spit you out of my mouth.
(Revelation 3:15-16) When God commanded the fish to regurgitate the rebellious prophet, the fish was probably relieved. Jonah was that tepid, wishy-washy fence-sitter t…