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Regional Rabbi Allegedly Controls Storms, Demons; Thousands of Pigs Killed

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Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to be a journalist for the local Galilee Times newspaper in the days of Jesus...
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Regional Rabbi Allegedly Controls Storms, Demons; Thousands of Pigs Killed

Earlier today, reports poured in from around the Sea of Galilee. This lake, a hub of fishing and other industry in this rural area, has lately been at the epicenter of some amazing claims. The latest witness reports indicate that a stronger than usual storm sprang up overnight, stirring the entire lake into chaos. Several fishing vessels were caught in the middle of the intense gale and were nearly capsized. According to several witness accounts, a Rabbi named Jesus of Nazareth allegedly stopped the storm as quickly as it had arisen.

Peter, one of Jesus' disciples and appointed spokesman for the group, told reporters, "The storm came on us more suddenly than I've ever seen. One minute it was clear sailing. The next, everything was pitch black, and ou…